C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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