brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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