if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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