I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Someone shattered a urinal.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
