hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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