is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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