Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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