I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sorry about my life...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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