Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I got chris browned last night
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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