I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
handjob tips. give me some.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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