Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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