No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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