Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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