everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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