Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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