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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
do herpes really smell.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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