ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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