Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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