doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
This gyro tastes like lonliness
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Please don't give away my fajitas
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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