We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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