i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Randomize