Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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