I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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