this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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