i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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