didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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