Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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