we're blogging at a bar
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
