oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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