I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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