seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Did I show you my penis last night?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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