I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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