apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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