i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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