They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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