it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Someone came in the potted fern
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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