I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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