Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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