so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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