omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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