AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
