This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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