Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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