That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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