how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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