I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She's like a pop up book from hell.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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