He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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