Can Purell be used as lube?
I just cut my nipple shaving
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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