Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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