he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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