who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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