We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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