walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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