plz talk dirty to me
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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